CHANCERY BRAIN
Investing shorts
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The up-to-date annuity rates.
Our brand new fees explanation for clients.
How share valuations are plucked from thin air.
Wealth management = financial planning plus investment management.
Japan – what the carry trade is, why it could sink Trump.
The real £sd cost of adding ‘guaranteed’ to your pension? It’s here.
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‘Mister, I don’t sell to fish’ - who the product is really designed for
You think. AI does not. What it got wrong about my own State Pension
There went $2.3 trillion dollars, and here most of it comes back
A worked example: Alan, Barbara and a 25 % fall
Why the money pages never say "nothing to see here"
On age, boredom, and brothers who fall out – the Miliband Mess
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The best question in investing, asked two years too late
So where are we now?
What this has to do with your income
So, what were you thinking of?
What the pension is actually for
The awkward question this raises
So, what is the money actually for?
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The chauffeur who gave the lecture
“You are never too old to make a good deal”
Twelve miles a day at ninety-one.
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Winning the Loser's Game - Charles Ellis
The Psychology of Money - Morgan Housel
Retirement Planning Guidebook - Wade Pfau
How Not to Invest - Barry Ritholtz
Pensionize Your Nest Egg - Moshe Milevsky and Alexandra MacQueen
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Don’t assume the wealth of others
Retiring too early, and the boredom nobody warns you about
The man who sold at the bottom
On having enough
Twenty holes in the punch card
Do not buy the dip, and do not dump either
Probability is not the same as statistics
A Beggars Banquet of consequences
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Commitment.
Every day’s a school day – the tokamak, and why it’s important.
“We can't change the year we're retiring: we need income irrespective of market values.”
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Owning a business, not trading a screen
The cost of living, and the price of a ski pass
“You don’t make that kind of money selling bibles.”
You are not the average
Remember Sid, and remember mean reversion
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Why the 4% retirement rule fails in the UK - a 55-year reality check
Private credit funds bolt the doors - what it means and why it matters
How dividends grow your money - yield on cost and the Rule of 72
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How clients actually work with us - the whole journey, start to finish
The three ingredients of investing: timescale, costs and returns
What we do, week in and week out, that you never see
A note from a Hollywood hotel, and the only ingredient that really counts
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The mismatch
What dies with you, what does not
The size of the gap
The three ways to replicate it
The arithmetic, in full - index-linking, a 26-year worked example to the last penny
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Money market funds - not a bank account, and the difference matters
The wealth you did not spend - and two events worth your diary
Patience, Amazon, and the difference between $100 and $6
What is the State Pension actually worth
Annuities: the real rates, side by side
“Gee up, Neddy!” - is retirement the time to buy a horse?
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What an LPA actually is - and why there are two of them
The numbers the retirement industry does not like to mention
The Court of Protection: what happens without an LPA, and what it costs
A worked example - meet Robert and Jean
Five things to do this weekend
Will AI make me rich?
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The 10 Minute Retirement Plan
The Retirement Funded Ratio - your most useful number
The attractions of life in the slow lane
Say "yes" more - and where it will take you
Old money in the UK - how it persists
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Pension Basics - what your pension actually is
Hotel California: what’s changing on 6 April 2027
£280,000: a worked example, in pounds and pence
Four conversations to have - now, not in 2027
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I Will Survive - the longevity problem nobody told you about
Sequence risk: the quiet assassin of pension pots (with the maths)
Annuity rates on 15 April 2026 - and what a difference a year makes
The Dividend Heroes: trusts that have been paying through every crisis since your grandparents were courting
The conversation: what you haven’t told your spouse about the money
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That’s who I want to be.
Total return, capital and income: the data.
Do you cycle? Do you train-ish? Alistair Brownlee ring a bell?
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How to be rational in volatile markets
The client’s question: the maths of the value of planning your income.
Law Debenture or Claverhouse – AI for analysis, only when you know the question.
Don’t worry, be happy
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Money – The Danger of Overthinking
Murray International
Law Debenture
When data lies and hallucinates – the acute danger of DIY.
What the client wrote…
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Inflation is created in two ways: a demand-pull on prices, and a cost-push.
It’s not an investment; it’s an M&S investment.
Duration: what it is, what it’s not, do NOT invest in bonds or gilts without knowing.
Winner takes all: why women are the ultimate controllers of personal wealth.
The Big 5 Retirement Risks: and how to mitigate them.
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How not to invest.
How to invest through crashes.
How to read investment trust data: F&C has never missed a dividend since start in 1868.
It’s not guaranteed, but does it make it any less likely?
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How to get a 7% income yield on your pension, or, ‘Can you fix a leaking sink?’
To retire or not – how to tell when the time is right.
Why investment trusts and not unit trusts? Here’s why: we rely on data, not opinion, so here’s the data.
The later it gets, the less inhibited many become. (You should have grown out of the 4 am taxi ride by now).
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Avoid the errors others make.
How the portfolio incomes have measured up against inflation.
The insides of the Rolls Royce final salary pension engine.
A Family Investment Company: what is it, and should you?
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Going broke slowly.
Equities & bonds: how to lose your shirt on bonds and gilts.
The market correction: the timing and the size are all that’s missing.
Ok, so you want to do Bitcoin – try doing it without falling for The Winner’s Curse…
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Of course you can, avoid retirement excuses.
The banks are at it again, though slightly more disciplined this time.
Financial abuse is real: bullying or controlling, don’t get caught with this in a divorce.
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Getting your pension right first time
Damn teenagers, always on their phone! (So are you, here’s the proof).
Everyone is normal – here’s a family story about money.
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Annuity rates, and that 20% per year.
If you’re considering an annuity, is it cheaper to self-insure your pension income?
Ten Years After – not the Nottingham band, it’s the tales of 10 people who retired 10 years ago. Regrets? They’ve had a few.
Yale Research on ageing: how to live 71/2 years longer, actionable insights.
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‘My absolute superpower in work and life is …’
Regrets? I've had a few – even though I've worked in finance
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The Penshurst Place Problem
The reality: a 50ft garden and a dog with opinions
The pension admin confession (don’t tell Doug)
Why it’s so hard to care about your future self
The fantasy lifestyle I’m saving for (kind of)
The ending I’m working towards
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The Yield Illusion
Gold will go up, down or sideways this year
Who’s buying at this level? Keep pumping your trackers
Easy money, daily habits
Do what frightens you: here I come, ready or not