CHANCERY BRAIN
Investing shorts
In this blog:
Why the 4% retirement rule fails in the UK - a 55-year reality check
Private credit funds bolt the doors - what it means and why it matters
How dividends grow your money - yield on cost and the Rule of 72
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How clients actually work with us - the whole journey, start to finish
The three ingredients of investing: timescale, costs and returns
What we do, week in and week out, that you never see
A note from a Hollywood hotel, and the only ingredient that really counts
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The mismatch
What dies with you, what does not
The size of the gap
The three ways to replicate it
The arithmetic, in full - index-linking, a 26-year worked example to the last penny
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Money market funds - not a bank account, and the difference matters
The wealth you did not spend - and two events worth your diary
Patience, Amazon, and the difference between $100 and $6
What is the State Pension actually worth
Annuities: the real rates, side by side
“Gee up, Neddy!” - is retirement the time to buy a horse?
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What an LPA actually is - and why there are two of them
The numbers the retirement industry does not like to mention
The Court of Protection: what happens without an LPA, and what it costs
A worked example - meet Robert and Jean
Five things to do this weekend
Will AI make me rich?
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The 10 Minute Retirement Plan
The Retirement Funded Ratio - your most useful number
The attractions of life in the slow lane
Say "yes" more - and where it will take you
Old money in the UK - how it persists
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Pension Basics - what your pension actually is
Hotel California: what’s changing on 6 April 2027
£280,000: a worked example, in pounds and pence
Four conversations to have - now, not in 2027
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I Will Survive - the longevity problem nobody told you about
Sequence risk: the quiet assassin of pension pots (with the maths)
Annuity rates on 15 April 2026 - and what a difference a year makes
The Dividend Heroes: trusts that have been paying through every crisis since your grandparents were courting
The conversation: what you haven’t told your spouse about the money
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That’s who I want to be.
Total return, capital and income: the data.
Do you cycle? Do you train-ish? Alistair Brownlee ring a bell?
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How to be rational in volatile markets
The client’s question: the maths of the value of planning your income.
Law Debenture or Claverhouse – AI for analysis, only when you know the question.
Don’t worry, be happy
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Money – The Danger of Overthinking
Murray International
Law Debenture
When data lies and hallucinates – the acute danger of DIY.
What the client wrote…
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Inflation is created in two ways: a demand-pull on prices, and a cost-push.
It’s not an investment; it’s an M&S investment.
Duration: what it is, what it’s not, do NOT invest in bonds or gilts without knowing.
Winner takes all: why women are the ultimate controllers of personal wealth.
The Big 5 Retirement Risks: and how to mitigate them.
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How not to invest.
How to invest through crashes.
How to read investment trust data: F&C has never missed a dividend since start in 1868.
It’s not guaranteed, but does it make it any less likely?
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How to get a 7% income yield on your pension, or, ‘Can you fix a leaking sink?’
To retire or not – how to tell when the time is right.
Why investment trusts and not unit trusts? Here’s why: we rely on data, not opinion, so here’s the data.
The later it gets, the less inhibited many become. (You should have grown out of the 4 am taxi ride by now).
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Avoid the errors others make.
How the portfolio incomes have measured up against inflation.
The insides of the Rolls Royce final salary pension engine.
A Family Investment Company: what is it, and should you?
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Going broke slowly.
Equities & bonds: how to lose your shirt on bonds and gilts.
The market correction: the timing and the size are all that’s missing.
Ok, so you want to do Bitcoin – try doing it without falling for The Winner’s Curse…
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Of course you can, avoid retirement excuses.
The banks are at it again, though slightly more disciplined this time.
Financial abuse is real: bullying or controlling, don’t get caught with this in a divorce.
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Getting your pension right first time
Damn teenagers, always on their phone! (So are you, here’s the proof).
Everyone is normal – here’s a family story about money.
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Annuity rates, and that 20% per year.
If you’re considering an annuity, is it cheaper to self-insure your pension income?
Ten Years After – not the Nottingham band, it’s the tales of 10 people who retired 10 years ago. Regrets? They’ve had a few.
Yale Research on ageing: how to live 71/2 years longer, actionable insights.
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‘My absolute superpower in work and life is …’
Regrets? I've had a few – even though I've worked in finance
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The Penshurst Place Problem
The reality: a 50ft garden and a dog with opinions
The pension admin confession (don’t tell Doug)
Why it’s so hard to care about your future self
The fantasy lifestyle I’m saving for (kind of)
The ending I’m working towards
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The Yield Illusion
Gold will go up, down or sideways this year
Who’s buying at this level? Keep pumping your trackers
Easy money, daily habits
Do what frightens you: here I come, ready or not
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Is it debt or credit?
Why the 4% Rule doesn’t work in the UK.
You’ve done some things, but have you done this?
You’re a long time dead
AI, The Vietnam War and Watergate.
The financial independence you have successfully achieved for yourself and spouse is best rewarded with experience, events, places and people, so in today’s Investing Short, we cherry-pick some suggestions for every month of next year.
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Gertcha!
Are you rich? Êtes-vous riche?
It's getting hard to tell gambling from investing
Looking at a trust: Temple Bar
This is important if you want to be relaxed
Annuity rates at 9th December
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Can you play tennis?
How does a trust work, is it that simple and what’s the difference between the ‘majors’?
Have we reached Peak 65? Not old, ‘older’?
Look at a trust: why we love Law Debenture
Fancy some crypto? How to lose your shirt, or, what they don’t tell you.
In this blog:
1. 10 year discrete returns – the FTSE index vs the active sectors, can you spot a trend?
2. Retiring – what you’re supposed to be doing.
3. What was born in 1960, costs £2.3m and you use it to thrash around a race track?
4. Lucky – this is you and me.
In this blog:
1. Top trusts for income.
2. The last time this happened.
3. We invest in preparedness, not in prediction (you should to).
4. Our story - ever wondered who we are and how Chancery Lane got here?
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In the 70’s and 80’s Japanese commercial businesses and large scale engineering were globally dominant alongside the US. As incompetence drove the UK car industry into dust, so Toyota and Datsun stole their lunch. From 1986 to 1991…